Sex sells. With no new hits on my blog and fading popularity
(from 0.4/5 to 0.2 now) I have decided to write about it. And why not,
it could give a new lease of life to Vidya Balan’s career, got Shiney Ahuja
lifetime achievement award, Poonam Boob Pandey has become an internet sensation
just by stripping at all possible places and for the first time all news publications
including Times of India wrote about Times of India. (Ooops , I am yet to take
my PF money from them).
Sex has been an underlying proposition of numerous brands
which we come across day and night.
There are contraceptive companies that manage to get on board the
Bollywood celebs like Ranveer Singh and Sunny Leone, buy space in premier
publications, prime time on-air FCP, and have over the counter placement in retail.
Then there are some genuinely talented guys who want to help the “needy” find pleasure but sex being a taboo they are perceived
as hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ji shame shame!
Baba Bangalis have been my favourite “Mr. Do It All”. They
can help you with anything under the sun- “Filmon
mein asafalta, grehklesh, saas se chutkara, kutte ko na kaat paana, and stambhan dosh or erectile
dysfunction. Clearly what science can’t do they can do it. It is possible that
when Narendra Modi said Ganesha’s head is attached to a human body it wasn’t because
of plastic surgery’s knowledge in ancient India, he was referring to this
sacred knowledge of Baba Bangalis.
Here goes a jingle for them if ever they get enough budgets
for advertising spends:
Ek jagah sab jama ho
teeno, taaveez , goli aur baba bangaaaleeeeeeeeeee
While they operate in clandestine manner, there are other tech-savvy sex drive specialists who have made optimum use of online media. Don’t believe me
, check your spam box in your mail. Mails with subject lines: Make your girl
scream tonight, Big is Better etc. (hilarious,
is there anyway I can work for them! ). The thing is I already have the
power to make the girls scream, most scream at my fashion sense, my hairstyle,
it shocks them enough, I don’t need the pills. Also, because I don’t have a
dick, dickhead.
- - Mere husband dekhne mein boht hi lambe aur chaude hain, shaadi se pehle main unhe dekha toh mujhe laga ki mere pati mujhe har prakaar se khush rahenge .. lekin,, shaadi ke baad khoda pahaad nikli chuhiya waali khahawat jaise unpe sach hi ho gayi thi .. (lmao)
- - (50 year old husband) Shakti Praash ke sevan se meri jawani wapas aa gayi hai (looks at his wife and says cheesily ) kyu ji thik keh raha hu na?.. aaj kal hum daily honeymoon manate hain!! (tharki Buddha)
Aap sex ke peeche, libido aapke peeche.. too much fun!
There is no concrete study available on the size of
Ayurvedic industry and its registered practitioners. Moreover Ayurveda can fall
easily into Grandmom’s secrets for beauty to medicines that cure fatal
diseases. How does then one tap these shady companies that are proliferating in
the name of Ayurveda and selling illegally. It would be wise to consider how
much money therefore goes unaccounted for.
However, Shakti Praash did get me contemplating on one
aspect. In marriages (especially arranged) how do people get to know about
their partner’s Shakti? It is so ‘impotent’ to know that about your partner,
no? Let me know in the comments below. No, actually I don’t want to know your creepy
stories!
